Christmas Eve and Uncle Sal is at the OTB 
Betting horses with the money for the tree 		   
He's gonna get the takada from my Aunt Marie
Jersey Sleigh bells ring  Bada Bing Bada Bing 

The family comes to our house  Hope they bring some class
We still talk about the fight at midnight mass
I had to smack the alter boy 
for checking out my ass
Jersey sleigh bells ring  Bada Bing Bada Bing

Love that Jing Jing Jingle  Jing Jing Jingle, Love that ring ring   
We love Frank Sinatra and the Bling Bling  
It's the time of year for peace good cheer and family 
Father son the holy ghost  you know what I mean oh 
Jersey sleigh bells ring  Bada Bing Bada Bing

Aunt Davita's husband Bob what a medeegone 
He put ketchup on the eggplant parmesan 
Nona cried "Madonna me" hello maloika 
Jersey sleigh bells ring  Bada Bing Bada Bing

Uncle Nickie showed up late but came across some luck
His car was filled with gifts that just fell off the truck 
When we called him Old St. Nick he said "hey what the *f*" 
Jersey sleigh bells ring  Bada Bing Bada Bing

Love that Jing Jing Jingle Jing Jing Jingle  and the bling bling (Bling Bling) 
We love Frank Sinatra Tony Bennett...... and Jesus
O St. Anthony please help me find my recipe 
Call it gravy call it sauce you know what I mean oh
Jersey sleigh bells ring Bada Bing Bada Bing 
Jersey sleigh bells ring   Bada Bing Bada Bing ------------------ Fuhgetaboutit